jokes

We’ve all seen some so called experts, being super excited, “people are doing it wrong!”, like “you should not drink cold water in the morning” or “sleep 8 hour a day is wrong, people should sleep 6 hours day and here’s why”.

When the first time I heard of it, I feel so inspired, “it turns out I have been doing something stupid for so long”, and I took the advice, drink hot water only, sleep 6 hours… until I watched another youtube video, saying the exact same thing, except now it is hot water and 6 hour of sleep killing you.

There litterally at one point, are 2 guys on my youtube pages, saying “people should drink coffee, it imporves your neural function long term”, and “people should not drink coffee, it makes you stupid and kills you”. And that’s when I find that the one stupid thing I did all along is actually give a fuck of whatever they were saying

1. say somehting like “I love hanging out with you I love the way yout talk but you looks fucking horrendous”
2. reverse it, so “you looks fucking horrendous, but I love the way you talk…”
3. state “see what I’ve dont there, it’s the but, after the but is what is important”
4. revealation of “under the butt” [2023-12-27 Wed 16:32]

The funny thing is when all other religions are onto what knowledge is true or right (should you love your neighbor), science state rules on “how knowledge works” which no religion have touched on before, and cheated its way so that it would never be wrong, because science is about being right all the time.

The most science saying is “if you see a lion, then lion exist”. It is right if lion exist. It is right if lion does not exist.

Fucking cheating bastard wanting to win all the time.

Now I have an analogy of football, all other religions play fair and kill each other, kick the ball into the goal, and science come along, “did anyone say anything about what a ball actually is?” found a loophole, “now I define ball, as whatever thing that I kick” and stand before the goal post just kicking sand into the goal.

when there’s nothing you can eat on the menu(expensive, sold out, weird food/ingredients)

I’ll just enjoy this glass of water (after drinking the water)I’m stuffed

just, watch comedy instead, people, you’ve been doing it wrong all along, reading and watching “educational” contents.

1. start with something with netflix and streaming like “representation, that’s something I’m mad about with the streaming stuffs. I mean, I don’t mind if you are clearing way for good shows that got turn down because of it, it’s got asian people in it, it’s got african people in it, they can’t use that excuse to turn shows down, which is great…….and although we all know that those shows are just substitutes of real life those coorporations and goverments thrown at us to keep us dumb and happy, it’s better that they are good”
2. “what, we don’t know?”
3. “what, you think donald trump is not that smart”